Friday, February 22, 2013

The Questions Of The Century!

So, in me last blog, I demanded of you all to ask me questions! And ask you all did. I haz answers for every single one of them too! Know why? Because I am all knowing! YEAH! So, onto the questions and answers! YEAH!

If we had a chance to meet in real life, where would we go and what would we do?
Thats an easy one! We'd go to Petco and look at the pretty pretty fishies!

What are your superpowers or special abilities?
I weild the dark side of the force.
How would be an ancient Greek version of you?
Hopefully, theyd be just fine.
How do you like to interact with your favorite breakfast cerial?
I take the spoon, scoop some up, bring it to my mouth, insert it, take spoon out, chew, chew some more, swallow it down, digest and finally poop.
How is the job assigning process within the Empire of Mizzaroo?
Its great! Works like a charm!

Which is more cuddly, a Druid in wolf form or a Druid in bear form?
Why isnt fishing available in-game?
'Cause its not.
What would a Warforged feel like if you touch it?
Cold wood.
What came first, the Dragon or the egg?
Neither. Both spawned simultaineously.

Why cows?
Simple! To start, they are just SO cute! Then of course theres the whole making milk, cheese, steak and burgers! So, why not cows? ;D

Given the chance, how would you convince a Mindflayer that your brain is not as tastey as it believes it is?
Id make sure it knows that my brain has probably taken some damage over the years. No one likes damaged food!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brin your face closer and Ill show you.
What is the speed of dark?
Zero Thirty.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whole bread.
Why is stuff sent by car "shipment", but stuff sent by ship "cargo"?
Because ship is what it was meant for and because cars need to go.
Why do we park on "driveways", but drive on "parkways"?
Its our way of making fun of British people for driving on the wrong side of the road.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends on how fast you can get in in your mouth and finish chewing. If you shoose to chew first, that is.

Is the grass greener on the other side of the rift?
Not for long!
Why are Half Elves deemed to be f-ugly?
Because people are dim witted.
Do cows go moo in every country or do they have regional accents?
Regional accents.
If a Dryads tree falls in the forest and there is nobody there to hear it, how much swearing does the Dryad do?
Quite a bit I imagine.

Are you a boy or girl?
*Looks at name at top of profile*
*Checks self*
Welcome to my blog.

And thats it! I am SO wise! Yup!

Monday, February 18, 2013

Back To Mizzaland We Go

So, I had a fairly good two days on DDO this week. Naturally, the down time drove me partially batty but I have things to do that dont involve DDO so its not like I found myself tweaking out on Turbine like some people did. Out of the two days though, today was the best.

Yesterday, I ran around on my Paladin some. I got her up to level 4 and then decided to quit the game in favor of playing Fallout 3. This is mostly because I came up with a fun idea for a character over on it. The idea is, I play as an evil character who is envirnmentally consious. How is she such? Simple! Everytime she sees trash on the ground, she picks it up and sells it to traders! By doing this, she reduces the amount of trash in the world, re uses things she needs and recycles things she doesnt! That, and it makes her rich. At level 4 she already has over 3k caps.

Last night, I started thinking: what do I really want to do tomorrow? Then I thought about how much I love the Monk class. Its quite possibly the most fun class the game has to offer, in my opinion. A bit on the complex side, sure, but really really fun. So I decided to scrap a crap character on Orien and make myself a Half Elf Monk. I picked Half Elf due to the fact that I have yet to make a single Half Elf character. When picking her Dillante I chose Barbarian for its damage reduction. Right now, I have her set as a Wind Stance Monk but Im planning on switching to Mountain Stance in the near(ish) future. Her name is: Mizzter Snuggles. While making her, I dont understand why people complain so much about how Half Elves look in DDO. I think shes quite purty.

See? She doesnt look bad at all! Very purtyful! Yup! :)

I also managed to complete Stop Hazadils Shipment in three minutes:

Which is the fastest time Ive gotten on it. And Im pretty sure that, for a solo, its pretty fast.

Overall, when the day finished, she was a level four and has around 10k plat. The ammount of plat she has is in part due to some expert advice given to me by Shinny on how to get lots and tons of it. So a very big thanks to him, it works! I did have a time of frustation though. For ten minutes, the game was lagging so hard I couldnt do anything. The thing that made me most upset though is that due to the lag, I lost 10 minutes of my XP pot. It sucks, but theres nothing I can do about it.

On a side note, I noticed two things ingame over the last couple play sessions:

1: When doing a couple harbor quests, the exit back to the harbor was marked as "Stormreach Market" or "Marketplace":


I liked the floaty stones! They were pretty random to have there, but I liked them alot! Now theyre gone. :(
Also, not sure if I mentioned it, but I managed to get my buddy, Cryptosporidium, back on Cannith. Thankfully, he wasnt raped. Thats always good. He and my Paladin even went on an adventure together!

You have no idea how long it took to get him positioned perfectly on that blanket thing. Seriously. I went borderline crazy trying to get it right!

Anyways, thats it for this bloogy! I got tomorrow off, so no DDO or LotRO for me. But then I got 5 days of work afterwards so Ill be online then. Also, my MyDDO mailbox is broked again, so if someone could send me a few mails to bury the broked mail, Id muchly appreciate it! Hope everyone takes care and eats plenty of fish!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

A (Late) Valentine For Evennote

This is a little late, but Im sure she wont mind, too much.

Lotsa cookies!

Heart cookies!

Even more lotsa cookies!

Everyone likes Gingerbread Men!

And really nice heart cookies!

All for a special lady! Happy (late) Vanentines Day Evennote!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Super Mizz

So, I was listening to one of my favorite bands recently and started thinking, 'What would make an awesome band?'. I started going through all the musicians I love listening to and started thinking up the individual names in each band and realized that I like a very large number. So I decided to make the size smaller, three to each position, and post them.

Vocals (Male):
Aaron Lewis
Maynard James Keenan
Corey Taylor

Vocals (Female):
Alissa White-Gluz
Amy Lee
Dolores O'Riordan

Wes Borland
Tom Morello
Ryan Hansen

Ryan Martinie
Mike D'Antonio

Jeremy Spencer
John Otto
Shannon Larkin

That's about it. There are several who would do well in each position, but if I had to only pick three for each, those would be my three. It doesn't necessarily mean they're my favorites at each spot, just that they're who I think would be best. Id also go on listing off "Honorable Mentions", but theres just so many names and I don't feel like listing them off, let alone linking them.

Well, that's it for another Mizzablog. Byez!

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Empire Of Mizzaroo Rankings: February 2013

So, as everyone knows, in order to run a succesful Empire, you must have an amazing much beloved leader. Of course, this is me! I am the leader! I am your Emporess! Yup! But, of course, in order to be most successful, I must have good workers! good workers I have! ALL OF YOU! Well, all of you that either I can remember or all of you that matter. So, here is the list of people and what their official positions within the Empire Of Mizzaroo are:

Emporess: Mizzaroo
Princess: Evennote
Spy Master: Geoff Hanna
Diplomat: Shindurza
Chef: Raladnahs
Master of Lazers: Finch Bloomwhiffler
Court Jester: ComicRelief
Stableboy: Micki
Tour Guide: BlueSilence
Wise Woman: TorGrimorde
Mender of Streets: Krisson of Park
Jailor: Domfig
Information Desk: Cordovan
Master of Video: Tolero
We're not quite sure what he does, we're not quite sure we WANT to know: Samiusbot
Sheriff: Paul Harvey  [No known MyDDO page]

Wish to have an official position within the Empire of Mizzaroo? Apply today and Ill put you somewhere!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Paintin' On Mah Wardrum, Bangin' On Mah Warface

So, not a very eventful day in the digital world for me, but Im bored so Im gonna write this here blog anyway. Because I can. Long story short, I did both LotRO and DDO today.

Short story long, I started out on LotRO. Set myself immediatly to making my third character on Winfola so that I could have an Explorer craftsman. Hes nothing grand. Another Hobbit Guardian. Thanks to my sister, yesterday, I now have over 2k TP, the Riding Skill and an extra inventory bag on all my characters forever over there on that game. Really happy about that. Did a good portion of the Bree Land quests that involve Orcs. But mostly sat around on my new Hobbit crafting all the Hides that I had saved up from my kills. The end total was well over 300. Yeah. He leveled up ALOT man. I also learned that I can skip the beginning sequence quest too. Which is nice because I like to get through the intro as fast as possible and get into the actual game, you know? Well, unless I havent played a certain class before, then I try to take it slow. Overall, didnt get everything done on LotRO that I wanted to do, but thats alright.

For a little while after getting off LotRO I was kinda sitting around, bored, wondering 'What should lil ol me do?'. As it turns out, I really feel like playing DDO. So, I hopped over to DDO and... stand around. Well, I ran laps around the Harbor with my Monk. But thats about it. You know, with that speed boost pendant you get for that House Favor plus Monk speed? Yeah man. Zoom zoom you know? But then I remembered a very serious issue: My pet Kobold, Cryptosporidium, has been missing since the Expansion last year. So, what do I decide is really important thing to do? I submit a ticket about it, of course! Now, I had high hopes this would get fixed real quick, I did. I mean, I like Turbine, so why not? Well, thirty minutes after submitting it, some crackhead closes it without even anything telling me why or whatever. When I say I want my pet Kobold back, I mean I want him back. He is my Monks reason to exsist. She is nothing without that little guy running around behind her everywhere she goes. That, and hes lost in Stormreach somewhere. Do any of you, let alone the people at Turbine, know what happens to Kobolds who get lost in Stormreach? THEY GET RAPED! That crackhead who closed my ticket might be okay with Kobolds getting raped, but I am most certainly not okay with it. I want him back. And I want him back now!

Anyways, talked to Shinny a little bits. He was busy so we couldnt talk too much. I continued to run laps around the Harbor to let off the anger from my ticket being spontainiously closed by a crackhead. I think Im going to be playing DDO for a while. Give LotRO a break for a bit, you know? Let it settle so I dont wear out how much I like it. That and Ive been thinking about my characters on DDO and how neglected theyve become and decided it was time to kinda make a return for a while. Definetly gonna start on cannith. I really want to run on my Druid there. I think she has the potential to be alot of fun. That and shes tougher than leather. That or Im going to do the Free Lesser Reincarnation on my Rogue. Sure, I wanted to wait for a Greater Heart of Wood, but the chances of me finding one of those is slim to none so may as well do something sooner than later right? that and she is on one of the predetermined paths(remember, she was my first ever DDO character so I didnt know what I was doing.). I wish there was a way to "restart" a character from level one without deleting and starting over. I mean, sure I could do that, but WHY? You know? Silly as it may sound, doing that to Mizanari would feel kinda like a betrayal of her. And I just cant do that. And before someone chimes in with that, 'But Mizz, you can restart back at level one! All you have to do is TR her!' crap, I am never doing one of those on ANY of my characters. I really see no point. A couple extra Attribute Points(meh), a Past Life Feat(meh) OH! And your character becomes a little TALLER! Wow! I mean seriosuly! Meh. It holds no interest to me. I mean like a start back at zero XP first life kinda restart. Thatd be kinda cool, I think. But what do I know right?

Anyways, thats this blog. Sorry if I wasted your time. Im really tired. Have a good day. except the crackhead. I hope they burn. But not too much. I like the smell of a properly cooked person in the morning. Makes for a good hearty breakfast too.