Friday, February 22, 2013

The Questions Of The Century!

So, in me last blog, I demanded of you all to ask me questions! And ask you all did. I haz answers for every single one of them too! Know why? Because I am all knowing! YEAH! So, onto the questions and answers! YEAH!

If we had a chance to meet in real life, where would we go and what would we do?
Thats an easy one! We'd go to Petco and look at the pretty pretty fishies!

What are your superpowers or special abilities?
I weild the dark side of the force.
How would be an ancient Greek version of you?
Hopefully, theyd be just fine.
How do you like to interact with your favorite breakfast cerial?
I take the spoon, scoop some up, bring it to my mouth, insert it, take spoon out, chew, chew some more, swallow it down, digest and finally poop.
How is the job assigning process within the Empire of Mizzaroo?
Its great! Works like a charm!

Which is more cuddly, a Druid in wolf form or a Druid in bear form?
Why isnt fishing available in-game?
'Cause its not.
What would a Warforged feel like if you touch it?
Cold wood.
What came first, the Dragon or the egg?
Neither. Both spawned simultaineously.

Why cows?
Simple! To start, they are just SO cute! Then of course theres the whole making milk, cheese, steak and burgers! So, why not cows? ;D

Given the chance, how would you convince a Mindflayer that your brain is not as tastey as it believes it is?
Id make sure it knows that my brain has probably taken some damage over the years. No one likes damaged food!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Brin your face closer and Ill show you.
What is the speed of dark?
Zero Thirty.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whole bread.
Why is stuff sent by car "shipment", but stuff sent by ship "cargo"?
Because ship is what it was meant for and because cars need to go.
Why do we park on "driveways", but drive on "parkways"?
Its our way of making fun of British people for driving on the wrong side of the road.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends on how fast you can get in in your mouth and finish chewing. If you shoose to chew first, that is.

Is the grass greener on the other side of the rift?
Not for long!
Why are Half Elves deemed to be f-ugly?
Because people are dim witted.
Do cows go moo in every country or do they have regional accents?
Regional accents.
If a Dryads tree falls in the forest and there is nobody there to hear it, how much swearing does the Dryad do?
Quite a bit I imagine.

Are you a boy or girl?
*Looks at name at top of profile*
*Checks self*
Welcome to my blog.

And thats it! I am SO wise! Yup!


  1. I am satisfied with the answers and I'll probably ask you more questions somewhere in the future, if I may.